July 27, 2008

Is your soul for sale?

Filed under: Puns & Jokes — Reb Moshe @ 2:43 am

(Disclaimer: This is a R.M pun, joke)
Some of you are chassidim of Breslov, Chabad, Satmar, Bobov, Alexander and others. I am running now a campain to buy chassidim and their souls. That is right, just name your price and we will take the cheapest 1,000 chassidim from other branches and make them Reb Moshe Chassidim. Yes that is right! Since I am unable to naturally draw in followers through yichus, purity, chiddushay Torah and the like, rich followers have decided to buy me chassidim, followers. To register to be bought, simply state your current chassidus and price.


  1. Malchus D’Chassidei Aleksander, 77 infintillion dollars and eighty five cents.

    Unless one is permitted to have other rebbes (unlike chabad or Stolin or Skwer where one can only have that one rebbe) then my price is lowered to 76 infintillion dollars.

    Comment by Asa Yitzchak — July 27, 2008 @ 11:56 pm

  2. (Disclaimer: This response is not said in jest): There is a teaching that all Jews will eventually become like Chassidic Rebbes. So, if I may pose a question. If the entire Jewish people become Rebbes, who are their followers?

    Comment by Yonason Shlomo — July 31, 2008 @ 7:31 am

  3. Dear Reb Moshe:

    I am definitely one of your chassidim.

    As a liberal Jew, I am teased relentlessly by a close Jewish friend (Reconstructionist Jew and New Ager) about having an Orthodox Israeli rebbe.

    The derision is good humility training 🙂

    Robin Margolisr

    Comment by Robin Margolis — October 2, 2008 @ 5:45 am

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