April 24, 2007

The Flu

Filed under: Mishaps/tests/U name it — Reb Moshe @ 2:39 am

I am getting over some form of a flu these past few days. Not a big deal, don’t worry about me;)


  1. Feel Better 🙂

    Comment by :) — April 24, 2007 @ 6:01 pm

  2. Refuah Shleimah!

    Comment by Asa Yitzchak — April 24, 2007 @ 10:45 pm

  3. oh but the hallucinations are great!

    Comment by Reb Moshe — April 25, 2007 @ 1:44 am

  4. Should I share some of them? One, I suddenly got all excited to do a new video series on Ain Yaakov and then remembered I haven’t davened Marriv Yet. It is 1am. So I got out my siddur and started, Vwho Rachum and then I started laughing and howling (and some other weird things). Now there is a gemarah which says if your not in a normal state of mind, meaning you are confused beyond confusion, you can’t Daven. So I stopped before I said Hashem’s name and then I thought to myself, “And I was going to do a Video”?

    Now I am not on any medication though I took some Israeli couch, I mean cough medicine stuff last night which put me to sleep. I think tomorrow I will go to a Veterinarian since when you see a Dog sick with the flu, he never really wines very much. Must be a reason for that.

    Comment by Reb Moshe — April 25, 2007 @ 1:55 am

  5. yes, do a video and I will hold it ransom!

    Comment by Asa Yitzchak — April 25, 2007 @ 7:32 pm

  6. Blackmail time!!!! or ask a lot of questions!!!!! hhmmm…any idea of the questions to ask reb Mo while he is out of it?

    Comment by Kara — April 26, 2007 @ 1:07 am

  7. glad to see you are feeling better. at least you didn’t have Montezuma’s revenge with the coughing!!!!!!! that is a major blessing!! :^)

    Comment by Kare — April 26, 2007 @ 3:53 am

  8. After months of negotiation with the authorities, a Talmudist from Odessa was finally granted permission to visit Moscow.

    He boarded the train and found an empty seat. At the next stop, a young man got on and sat next to him. The scholar looked at the young man and he thought: This fellow doesn’t look like a peasant, so if he is no peasant he probably comes from this district. If he comes from this district, then he must be Jewish because this is, after all, a Jewish district.

    But on the other hand, since he is a Jew, where could he be going? I’m the only Jew in our district who has permission to travel to Moscow.

    Ahh, wait! Just outside Moscow there is a little village called Samvet, and Jews don’t need special permission to go to Samvet But why would he travel to Samvet? He is surely going to visit one of the Jewish families there. But how many Jewish families are there in Samvet? Aha, only two — the Bernsteins and the Steinbergs. But since the Bernsteins are a terrible family, so such a nice looking fellow like him, he must be visiting the Steinbergs.

    But why is he going to the Steinbergs in Samvet? The Steinbergs have only daughters, two of them, so maybe he’s their son-in-law. But if he is, then which daughter did he marry? They say that Sarah Steinberg married a nice lawyer from Budapest, and Esther married a businessman from Zhitomer, so it must be Sarah’s husband. Which means that his name is Alexander Cohen, if I’m not mistaken.

    But if he came from Budapest, with all the anti-Semitism they have there, he must have changed his name.

    What’s the Hungarian equivalent of Cohen? It is Kovacs. But since they allowed him to change his name, he must have special status to change it. What could it be? Must be a doctorate from the University. Nothing less would do.

    At this point, therefore, the Talmudic scholar turns to the young man and says, “Excuse me. Do you mind if I open the window, Dr. Kovacs?”

    “Not at all,” answered the startled co-passenger. “But how is it that you know my name?”

    “Ahhh,” replied the Talmudist, “It was obvious.”

    Comment by kara — April 26, 2007 @ 7:18 am

  9. hahaha!

    Comment by Asa Yitzchak — April 27, 2007 @ 4:59 am

  10. Story of my Bubbe


    Comment by Asa Yitzchak — April 27, 2007 @ 5:06 am

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