March 26, 2008

The Electric Gartle

Filed under: Website Kvetching — Reb Moshe @ 6:14 am

I have invented an electric gartle (worn during prayers around the waist to aid in concentration)that connects to ones spinal cord. It is able to detect the brain waves to cause the gartle to squeeze tighter if there is too much brain movement and confusions.

3 Comments

  1. but then the kavano goes to the gartel, not hashem.

    Comment by Asa Yitzchak — March 26, 2008 @ 6:29 am

  2. no wonder you look like a toothpick.

    Comment by kara — March 27, 2008 @ 12:30 am

  3. no that is because of pita bread and chulmas

    Comment by Reb Moshe — April 2, 2008 @ 1:20 am

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