November 4, 2007

If I ever made a Friday Tish

Filed under: deep reflections — Reb Moshe @ 10:46 pm

First course,
1. Kiddush but everyone gets a little (only wine)
2. Apitiser, watermellon, catalop & morrocan carrot salad
3. Fish, VERY VERY SMOKED salmon
4. Corn Beef or Brisket (you can have too)
5. Swiss chocolate bars, chocolate mousse, Apples, blueberries and donuts!

Rules
1. Never burn chassidims hands with too hot food.
2. Nobody touches your food except you, gabi or me.
3. Start really late at night, 3am so everyone can sleep first.
4. No nigunim with words except rare occations.
5. Very very dim blue lights
6. Bathroom breaks
7. Easy access to exits!
8. No cheap drinks! Coke, Sprte, 7up
9. No bleachers, there isnt much to see!
10. Esras nashim for women, they receive everything including the fish
11. Spratic divrey torah, mostly stories instead of all at once
12. Getting people more involved especially bochorim.
13. Cots for people to rest on
14. Famous Guest Singers
15. More Dancing
16. A lot of Wiskey for me!

1 Comment

  1. LOL!!! I now am able to get this!!

    Comment by Asa Yitzchak — November 5, 2007 @ 12:33 am

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