The little Jew said, “I think I can, I think I can”

03 Apr

Live Israeli Mosquitoes, Limited Offer!

Limited time offer, anyone who donates to ilovetorah jewish outreach, (www.ilovetorah.com/donations) will receive a jar of live Mosquitoes from Israel. Don’t miss out on this JEWISH experience! They have just hatched for the summer!

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16 Feb

Dunk me in the Ari Mikvah!

Everyone in Tzfat knows that the holy Gabi’s of the Ari Mikvah are special people. In the winter time, we all lessen our visits to the Ari Mikvah since even though the water is warmer in the winter, it is blistering cold when you walk outside. PLEASE FIND ME A BATTERY POWERED HAIR DRYER. (no [...]

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02 Sep

Aba I saw a …

Just a few minutes ago there was a bang on my door from my mother that the kids claim they saw a scorpion in the house. So as a responsible (American) father, I put on my crock slippers with wholes and grabbed a bottle of ant repellent. A few seconds later they saw it and [...]

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06 Aug

Reb ObaMoshe for President

I support offshore drilling!

We must get rid of gas guzzling cars!

Switch to Hybrids!

Change the way we think

VOTE REB ObaMOSHE FOR PRESEDENT! 1. Free Health Insurance 2. Requiring all non Jews to be Sons of Noach or face imprisonment 3. Pull out all troops from Iraq & send them to Lebanon & Syria & Iran 4. Move all of hollywood [...]

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04 Aug

Hakaros Hatov

I want to give Hakaros Hatov, thanks giving to Hashem for a few things that I once didn’t understand.

For being short in high school so I couldn’t make the final cut on the basketball team. It was down to me and another second guard who was 5inches taller For pushing me to take a typing class [...]

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28 Jul

Mousy brings Shalom

Every year we have a little mousy that comes to visit our home. It becomes a family project to catch it with a bucket and let it go. This week we had a new furry creature visiting us. As with all animals in Israel, we never underestimate its intelligence. Yes we managed with difficult to [...]

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27 Jul

Is your soul for sale?

(Disclaimer: This is a R.M pun, joke) Some of you are chassidim of Breslov, Chabad, Satmar, Bobov, Alexander and others. I am running now a campain to buy chassidim and their souls. That is right, just name your price and we will take the cheapest 1,000 chassidim from other branches and make them Reb Moshe Chassidim. [...]

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